Working as Intended

In the last episode of Let's Play: PPEE, we started the grand Pokémon adventure in Twinleaf Town. We also encountered perverts, hyperactives spazzes and absolutely no answer as to why 10 year olds are allowed to venture on their own into a world full of monsters ready to rip their little faces off. Shmoopy and Ritalin (who Shmoopy had just lost a HAX battle to) were on their way to Sandgem Town to speak with the beastiality-loving Professor Rowan. Freak.



Leave me alone already!



... You're just going to follow me, aren't you?


Sigh. Fine, come along then, idiot.




Cool beans.


I know. Why'd you bring us here? We're meant to be in Sandgem!


If by "capture" you mean it's going to rip you a new arse while I laugh, then I agree!


God, I hate you.




Yes, you tell that grass what's what!


Just barge through and knock him over. It's what we all do.


Like you're one to talk.


Let's not and just say I punched you in the face.


Ky-what? You better not being going all anime on me, boy!


Unfortunately.


Lord know I want to cry after being around you so much..


So there's a Pokémon out there crying, and your plan is to hit it and then trap it in a tiny ball for the rest of its days? You're pretty goddamn screwed up, you know that?



You dragged me out here when you didn't even have a PokéBall on you?!


OF COURSE HE WOULD. WHY DO YOU THINK HE WANTED US TO SPEAK TO HIM?!


I KNOW HE DID!


I hope you trip and crack your skull open, you vapid shit.


Right, with him gone. Let's see what kind of Pokémon we have here!


Houndour? Sweet!


It's a Fire type, which'll destroy Steel types like Ritalin's metal dildo.


Hmmm, it might have been worth coming to this place after all!


But in the meantime, time to head to the town I was meant to be in in the first place!


Another Fire type. Neat! No shortage of options here, then. Oh, he'll never see it coming...



You know, this might've been handy to tell someone before they already crossed the grass!


Oh, go away.


GAH! I really need to get some PokéBalls, stat!




Sweet! Thank you, random lady standing in a grass field for no adequately explored reason!


Piss off.


Yay!


No sooner do I reach Sandgem that I encounter Lucas!


O..kay.


Kind of small, but I'm not one to jud-


OW!


Watch where you're going, you pillock!


No, I'm pretty sure he's both.


What doesn't matter? Oh, whatever, just go away already.


Such an excellent question..


Just keep your pants on, pervo.


Well that didn't take long.


How is it you make everything sound so.. wrong?


Would I ever!


Excellent.


Yes, you condescending ass.



I feel unclean to have met you.


The quicker the better.


Again. Just keep your pants on.


Study them. Gotcha. Wink.



Awesome! Maybe this guy isn't so bad afterall?


I have played Pokémon before, but thanks for the heads up.



...


No, it's okay. It's really my fault for having faith in human decency.


THAT'S IT. I'm outta here!


What is?


What is?


Oh, fuck you.


WHAT IS?


UUURRGH!


You sick... KICK TO THE GROIN!


Cheese it!


Considering what I just did, I don't think I'll be coming back for a long time.


About what?


Ummm... I'll pass.

Right! Time to hastily grab some supplies... with my.. money...






Right, Plan B then.


THIS IS A STICK-UP!!



CHEESE IT!



Not a bad score, if I do say so myself!


Phew! Now that I'm outside the town, time to find a Fire type!


Damn.


Go away, already!


I should catch you now, but I need a Fire type. I'll come back for you!


Damn.


GO AWAY!


Damn.


Yay!


Even better!


lulz


Damn.


Yay!


Hahahaha!


Yay!


Nuts, made it back home without getting a Fire type. Let's see how Mother is, shall we?


Food! Don't have to tell me twice.


Oh, nothing, I'm just hungry. Make with the om nom noms!



Oh goddamnit, not you too!


AHHH! Don't barge in like that! And no, I'm not going to find your little devil-child, woman!


B.. Bye? Where's my damn food?!


I. DON'T. CARE.


Can I at least get my foo-


...


OH THAT DOES IT! HE'S ROBBED ME OF VICTORY AND OF DELICIOUS FOOD! I WILL MAKE HIM SUFFER! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU OBNOXIOUS DICK!


Damn. I mean I love Bulbasaur and all, but damn.


I think I'll just go to the lake and get that Houndo-


!


Right, not messing around with this one!


C'mon, big money, big money..
No whammy.
No whammy.
No whammy.
No whammy.
No whammy.
No whammy.
No whammy.
No whammy.
STOP!


YES!


Cyndaquil is crazy-awesome.


As per a friends request. Here you go!


Time to level this bad boy for my next battle with.. him.


YOU'RE GOING DOWN, PUNK!