Working as Intended

On the last episode of Let's Play: PPEE, we were dragged to Lake Verity for absolutely no reason, and then dragged to Sandgem Town to find out, as if we needed more proof, that Professor Rowan is a creepy, creepy bastard. After kicking him in the nuts and then robbing the nearby store for Pokéballs, we trained Sir Chomps and then caught a Cyndaquil. Hell yeah!




Right, now that we've caught one awesome Pokémon, lets find a Piplu-



Well that was quick!


C'mon!
No whammy.
No whammy.
No whammy.
No whammy.
No whammy.


Crap!


Don't think you'll escape that easily, Mr. Penguin!


Aw yeah!


Awwwwwww~


It's the only suitable name and you know it!


Right. I think we need some healing. To town!


Why yes, I would!


Why? Are you excited about the idea of my Pokémon becoming injured? You sicken me!


I say good day, sir!



Yay!


One short-ish training session later! I'm not going to subject you to the grind.


Unfortunately, Piplup kinda sucks at the moment. Time to train him first!


The real adventure beings now! Onward!


Damn! And me without my cardboard box.


But.. I didn't even look at you until you stomped over. That's not fair at all!


Right! First real Trainer battle. Gotta keep focused!


What will Pingu do?


Kick arse, of course!


Oh fuck you!


RETRIBUTION!


Hell no. Pingu can take anything on!


Behold!


Mwahahaha!


Victory!


STOP MOCKING ME!


What about, crazy lady?


Ew?


Suck less, then!


Well there's a guy just down the path that's pretty ea-


Oh. Oh, you were referring to me, were you? Well what Pokémon do you have?


A WEEDLE? SERIOUSLY?!


That battle wasn't even worth screenshotting.


Neat!


Sadly not, better luck next ti.. Wait, something doesn't seem right.





Oh, you little bitch!


Back to town! Back to town!


Hang in there, Pingu! We're nearly there!


You! Servant woman! I need your assistance!


HEAL. NOW.


SUCCESS!


I give the wench a death-glare as I walk past her.


Spotted!


Oh, don't worry, it will be.


Prepare for the end, fool!


Huh. That's a neat little critter you have there.


NOT ANYMORE.


Mwahahahaha!


Swish!


No, I have what'll soon become a Metal GOD with me!


Time to let Barry get some training in!


If you don't shut up I'll bring a STAB bonus to your face!


Neat!


One route down, Arceus knows how many to go..


METAL GEAR?!


More than enough, my doofy friend. More than enough.


Oh fuck you right in your ugly face.


Oh lord, did Professor Rowan teach you that?


Not in the way he means it, no.


No. NO. NO.


Hey! Let go of me!


... What have I gotten myself into?


Something far less disturbing then what you have in mind.


Pretty much my reaction to everything that's been said so far, my good man.


What is this, I don't even...


We didn't even say anything.


Please don't.


Unless you're about to whistle a ditty while spinning a basketball, I don't give a shit.


Great, now we can add Voyeurism to the list of fetishes in Sinnoh.


Incidentally, is the saying "Oh christ, you just kicked me in the balls!" familiar to you?


... What?


You don't say.


An evil organization in a Pokémon game? NO!


Please don't use the word arouse in this game..



Hurra-.. What is it?


Oh no..


We didn't even want to talk to you in the first place.


You're really creeping me out, you know that?


I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!


And then he just runs off...


Went in where? And don't say studying like that, you creep!


I really hope not.


Well, let's see what this city has in store for us, eh?


WHY ISN'T ANYONE IN THIS WORLD NORMAL?!


Does what exist?


Does wha-.. Fuck you.



The more I hear about him, the more he weirds me out something major.


Hmm, I don't know. Did th-


DON'T JUST TURN YOUR BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION! AAAAGH!


I think this is the place Lucas meant earlier. Sounds like some smart people must work here.


... Nevermind.



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


PREPARE TO DIE, PERVERT!


Pfft.


DELICIOUS MONEY!



I find your mannerisms to be highly suspect, but yes, we can!


Sweet!


WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG.


Spiffy.


Oh, Jesus, I just has to run into you, didn't I?


Yeah, it's called a punch to the face.


Damn, I was hoping it'd be a bomb!



Yoink!


Out of curiosity, what is the city in the completely opposite direction of Oreburgh?


And I'll be the truck on that road that mows your pathetic arse down.


Not if there was a kind and just god, you wouldn't.


What, what, what?


Bless you.


Why not call it a PokéWatch or something then? Makes more sense..


Keep your pants on, you weirdo.


... What? Why?


What? Does your company hire clowns to faff about in town until some strange person finds all of them and then gets a free watch-thing as a reward? Is this just a promotional thing? Which is it? Why would I do this?!


Hello?


Are you going to answer my questions?


Anything?


Nothing?


No?


...


Sigh...