Working as Intended

As some of my friends have made me VERY much aware, it's been a while since I last did a PPEE Episode thingy. While I'd love to chalk this up to simply being too much of a superstar to have time to do these insane things, the truth is that I'm a very lazy individual and it takes me a while to motivate myself to toil around in Photoshop for several hours because my emulator refuses to take its own screenshots and save them to a folder. So I have to snap, resize and edit each screenshot one by one.

Needless to say, this gets quite annoying quite quickly.

I'll figure out a solution for that later or whatever. So here, have another episode!






Now where was I? Oh yes, the whole Clown Hunting thing..



Let's see what the local sporting goods store has first, eh?



Now why is that anyway? Do I become so rought with grief over losing a battle that I blank out and some random arsehole drags me back to the closest Pokémon Center? Is this all just a dream, and the moments where I 'faint' are the only visions of reality that I get? What is it? WHAT?!


Pfft. Fine. Ignore me like I'm the insane one, then!


I need to get out of here.


You're selling mail and a Pokéball? What a brilliant store!


Excuse me, Miss? Can I purchase something over here to-


I said, miss, can I pur--


Can I-


Oh, come on!


WOULD YOU JUST STAND FRIGGING STILL?!


Finally! Thank you.


Annnnd you sell nothing new. Get out of my face!


Die in a fire.


Why don't I like the sound of this?


Not.. really.

And then he lets me name said group. Only one name comes to mind..



Oh, there's no shortage of people around here who need help, trust me.


As long as that's the only thing you roll out..


What kind of question is that?


Ding-ding! You're a complete nutjob!


Swish!


VICTORY IS MINE!


Mwahahahaha!


Now I just need to find the other two clowns!


Aha! Found you! Prepare to-


*thud*


GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!


Thank you. Now where was I?


How the hell am I supposed to know that? What's a Battle Tower?


I.. didn't answer yet.


But a victory is a victory! Yoink~


ALL THAT'S LEFT IS THE FINAL CLOWN.


WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?!


Crap!


THIS WAY FOR SURE!


Damn it!


I WILL FIND YOU, CLOWN!


Unfortunately I find a completely different clown.


Why the hell do you care if I get some gimmicky watch or not?


Except yourself, of course.


STOP ASKING!


Getting away from him, let us continue to fi-


Oh, for-!


There you are! And.. what's a Red Chain?


I get it right anyway?


THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!


Like what I'm getting right now from playing this.


But, who cares? We've got all the coupons! Which means..


WATCH. NOW!



Jolly good, old sport! Pip pip!


Finally!


Well, it lives up to its name.


Wow. Neat!


Thank you, bizarre man who apparently has nothing else better to do than make 10 year-old kids with monsters hunt around town for men in clown costumes just so they can get a watch that really isn't that useful, but it mandatory for the plot.


One of the great existential questions of our age, isn't it?


Or.. there's that too, I suppose.


Considering what I've seen in this game, nothing is a shock anymore, kid.


Let's see who lives in here, shall we?


Apparently complete idiots. Hurray!


Were you? Ever since I left home I don't watch much TV, so I woul-


WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THIS CITY DO THAT?!


Urge to slit throat.. rising...


Let's see what's inside.


Go away, don't care.


Lottery, you say? Sign me up!



Yes, yes, make with the money already!


HAX!


Uhhh... why?


Yes, I'm sure when I get a Gyrados or Giratina it's going to adore me putting lipstick and bows on it!


Why are you so obsessed with dressing Pokemon up fo- ...


FREAK!


I really hate this town..


Then I'd suggest stop standing in front of the camera, which I am currently blocking with my super-deformed noggin'.


Oh, Christ, not another one.


Oh, I can't wait to see what this is.


Lint. You're giving me goddamn lint?!


God, I loathe you.


How is my exposition? Clunky, you say?



If you were going to correct me, why did you even fucking ask?


HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! That store had it coming! So did Rowan and whatever remains of his testicals! I'm not on trial here!


What.. is? And.. why did you just grunt and/or fart?


It's an elevator..


Excellent, so now I know who to bomb in the future.


wut, wut?


I'll say.


Is that a Pokémon with a watch who is a detective? Or a detective with a watch who solves Pokémon related crimes? What? D.. Do Pokémon even commit crimes? Are crimes being committed against them? That'd be a rather depressing show, wouldn't it?


You know, this game has a lot of bizarre shameless plugs for its own in-game fictional product. Kinda creepy..


Can I actually answer the question this time? Because that lady from before..


None. They're all pretty unimpressive.


I didn't say anything. And why are you yelling DIGITAL WATCH?



I think that sums it up well.



Yeah, that's going to be pulse-pounding television, alright..


So you're making something that isn't a stupid watch?


REALLY?



...


I don't know about you, but I've had enough of this stupid city!


The wilderness awaits!


Excuse me?!


/shocked only works on Thunder Elementals, stupid!


'Weak-looking Trainer', eh? Oh, you're going to regret that!


BURN!


Pfft!


HAHAHA!


Awesome~!


WHAT?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME UP TO ME AND STARTING FLINGING INSULTS, YOU BITCH!


Well you should start not sucking at it. Zing!


Now seems as good a place as any to finish this off. Peace out, y'all!