Working as Intended

And so Disc 3 of Final Fantasy VIII comes to an end now. I actually kind of goofed here, as I put the Lunatic Pandora section on its own because I somehow remembered it being much, much longer then it actually is, so this is quite the short entry. Whoopsie!

Sorry, if you were expecting a super-long entry. But, hey, it's Disc 3, so you should be used to disappointment by now.









Right, well, no point stuffing around anymore.

Let's do this!




Um, isn't this something we should have discussed before we based our entire plan on getting into the stupid thing?




"We're only traveling at supersonic speed towards a possibly impenetrable wall. What's the worse that could happen?"




Are the what and what ready?!




NOBODY TOLD ME WE HAD MACHINE GUNS AND A CANNON!

Shit, I could have used those against every boss in the last entry!




OW GOD WHY




Well, at least Selphie is enjoying herself.




Holy shit, that's awesome.




BOOOOOOOM!




... Why does the spaceship have arms?




Well, uh...

We're in!




Aw, she seems so oblivious to the untold destruction and loss of life on the Pandora we just caused~




Yes! Because... you were expecting him to barge through the 70th story wall of your fortress in a dragon-themed spaceship?




GASP.




"Oh, well, okay. Here you g-... Hey, wait a minute!"




Zell, on the other hand...




Well, looks like somebody's being a bit greedy HMMMMMMMM?




See? Even Proto!Wakka agrees with me.




Take a guess at how many attacks these guys got in before I totally ripped them each a new arse?

10? Lower..

5? Lower...

1? Lower...

Yeah, they suck.




MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY HIT ME IF YOU HAD DEPTH PERCEPTION




Uh... Yeah, they can probably ding out this dent we caused with little fuss.

There's totally no need to get the insurance companies involved or anything.




Look, everyone! It's our favorite Comedy Relief Duo That Didn't Show Up Enough To Really Be Considered Reoccurring. Or Comedic.




"Might I suggest street-side prostitution? That way you can still go down every 10 seconds O SNAP"




Huh. Who knew it was that easy?

"Fight me!"
"No, I think you should quit."
"You know what? I WILL ASSHOLE"




.... Well, that's more said about Biggs and Wedge's home life then I ever wanted to know.




"I NEED AN ADULT"




Great. Five seconds on this over-sized buttplug and I'm already horribly lost!




Damn it!




Oh God, this is almost as bad as looking for the White SeeD Ship!




AHA FINALLY FOUND IT

I mean.. uh... Yes, we do meet up again. Well, if that don't beat all?




Well, no, it wouldn't be a surprise if I knew.




Oh, it's the Zell Ass-Kicker 2000.

Aw, guys, you shouldn't have~! <3




What? No! You're not meant to attack me!

FINE THEN




You brought this on yourself!




CLICKETY-CLACK DOWN THE TRACK




IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF-



CHOOOOOO-CHOOOOOOOO!!!




And this is why Doomtrain is the best summon ever.




Oh, ZA-K 2000, you could have been so much more!

I will shed a single tear in not your murder, but the murder of everything you could have been.




Right! Who's next on the arse-kicking list?




"Also, I heard something about an over-dramatic bitch in serious need of an ass-whoopin'"




You're going to sit me down and feed me meticulously crafted cupcakes?




Oh snap, the henchmen are revolting!




"Just, ya know, avoid the Galbadian Soldiers, and monsters, and all that other deadly stuff. Have fun!"




"Don't be hatin'"




HOW COME EVERYONE GETS TO QUIT BUT ME?

I don't even want to be on this stupid thing!




Ah, I see the mistake here. No, no, they said that you were a pussy.

I can understand why you'd be confused.




Le gasp! Fujin is talking normally, which must mean that this is an Important Moment™  





Scary lady's got a point.




HEY :(




"Because it's just a phase. All children your age go through it!"




I could also call you a stupid shitbag, what's your point?




So, you're not doing Zell then.




And with that... completely nonsensical line uttered, IT'S BOSS BATTLE TIME




Oh, wait, really? Odin?




Hell yes! Kill the stupid bastar-




WAIT WHAT




I'm pretty sure this is Japanese for total fucking HAX!




Odin? Odin...?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!




EAT LASER-BEAM DEATH, YOU DONK




Suddenly!




*Fwooooooosh!*




Suck it, Seifer! You only managed to get one measly attack in.




THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT




I'll get you next time, Gadget!




What?! He's been off-screen for all of five seconds.

More importantly, WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING TO STOP HIM, YOU PISS-SPRINKLER!




What a shock. Zell fails to do anything and causes more work and annoyance for me, while Rinoa doesn't listen and gets in trouble...

What is this, Disc 1 again?




She's going to make them perform Fusion?




DUN DUN DU-Eh, who cares?

And on that extremely anticlimactic note, we are brought to...




WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA