Working as Intended

Well, it's only been... five months since the last entry in this wacky Let's Play!

I want to get back into the swing of things, and I've had a few friends who were all, "Yo. What's the friggin' deal with that Pokémon thing, man?" and stuff. Here's the plan! I want to try and update this more often, but posting 140-150 screencaps takes way too much time.

So I'll make 'em slightly shorter, and update it more often. Deal?

No?

Well too bad, mister!

Oh, and just in case you wanna know what happened last time, here are the episodes.

To adventure!




Annnnd I already regret this decision..


Pfft!


Prepare for defeat!


Barry, bless 'im, always makes short work of them.


As shown!


Someone you do not want to meet, kid.


Not on this trip, it doesn't.


I'd take it as a kindness if you didn-


...


Oh, what a shame. What an easily avoidable shame.


EW! I don't want to know about that!


Swish!


Okay. Creepy.


Thanks to this game, I can only think of filthy things while reading this.


Well, I'm going to go far in this cave..


It's not a total loss, though!


Well, at least it's not a Zubat..


WHAT.


Well, I guess I'll just have to destroy you then.


Backtracking!


I think this is the correct Route..


Oh, Jesus!


Oh, you little smug bitch.


DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP


You want to battle?! At last!


YOU'RE GOING DOWN, PUNK!


A Staryu? Where.. Where did you catch that at this stage of the game?


Not that it really matters..


This is literally the only move it uses throughout the match.


"HURRRRRR I AM GOOD TRAINER HURRRRRRRRR"


!


Hehehehe.


The mighty metal dildo returns!


Barry will do what Barry does best.


BURN!


You can't escape your fate, you little maggot.


HA!


Aw, yeah!


Bit slow on the uptake, aren't we?


wut



Hell yeah!


BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, kid.


Ha.


You do that.


Like, oh my god, srsly?!


Well, there's only one thing to do now.


Strut!


OH GOD!


Please don't.


*splish*


Neat!


Time to level Sir Chomps for a bit!


Well... it could be worse, I mean he cou-



. . .


DIE!


Back to the Pokemon Centre!


STOP SAYING THAT!


Right, lets see what's further along the path.


Hell yes! Having an Alakazam in my party would kick arse. I best catch it before it-




















Whatever, let's just get this shit over and done with..


Out of all the Pokemon in the world, you chose..


WELL DON'T CATCH A FRIGGING LUVDISC NEXT TIME, YOU DONK!


Could I go five steps without a trainer battle? Please?


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!


DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE


Ding!


Ya think?


I found an idiot while walking through the grass!


At least it's not a Luvdisc..


:D


D:


Yay!


WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!


Afternoon hits by the time I reach the end of the Route.


Let's see what this caves holds.


Uh, yeah, I suppose.


I don't like where this conversation is headed..


Thanks?


I'm just going to go over here now..


Why the hell is that anyway?


One short battle and apparent insult later!


Psyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


To celebrate my battling, I'm going to destroy you.


It is if you're you. Zing!


I've still got it!


Phew! Finally made it!


Here's as good a place to save as any. See you for the Gym Battle later!